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Good News, Bad News
Good News, Bad News. Mets bounce back after The Houston hell trip and take 2 out of 3 from the D'backs on the brief homestand. With another great start Dickey goes 4-1 on the season. That's good...
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TERRY COLLINS: MARIANO'S PRIVATE NURSE!
TERRY COLLINS: MARIANO'S PRIVATE NURSE!When the Mets presented Mariano Rivera with the Citi Field pitching rubber after he humiliated them for for his 500th save, Mets fans were up in arms. However,...
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TERRY COLLINS ON TONIGHT’S VICTORY
Mets 7 – Phillies 4TERRY COLLINS ON TONIGHT’S VICTORY“Let me tell you something…tonight’s game was a good win. A good victory for the team, for the guys and for me. The young guys learned that they can...
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Mets 10 - Phillies 6 - The Happy Nightcap
Mets 10 - Phillies 6Back By Popular Demand...The Happy NightcapPHUCK THE PHILLIESNow we know what Charlie Manuel was searching for in the depths of his nose last night - relief pitchers. Sorry Charlie....
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Thole's Progress Tough to Gauge
Doctors are having a difficult time determining the progress of Josh Thole. Thole was placed on MLB's new 7 Day Disabled List specifically for players who have suffered a concussion or are having...
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SELIG: GARY COHEN MUST BE STOPPED
“Gary Cohen has gone too far” says Commissioner of Baseball, Bud Selig. In an unexpected press conference, Selig has put the vocal brakes on baseball broadcaster Gary Cohen. It seems one term Cohen...
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Marlins 6 - Mets 5
The Mets 5 game winning streak was snapped by the Marlins tonight 6-5. Again, the Mets showed grit and determination coming back late only to be done in on an error by Ike Davis and a Frank Francisco...
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BULLPENNOBYL
MARLINS 8 - METS 4A great start by Jon Niese and late inning heroics by Justin Turner and the Mets could not overcome 3 epic-relief pitching-chernobyl like meltdowns that blew 2, 2 run leads, and...
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DAVID TERRY GATE
BREWERS 8 - METS 0At after getting pounded harder than Jenna Jameson in the late 1990's, Dillon Gee must ponder if his 1970's-porno-chin-mangina is throwing off his mechanics. There is not much to...
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Terry Collins: I may sit David Wright for the remainder of the season!
Terry Collins: I may sit David Wright for the remainder of the season!In a stunning development, Terry Collins stated he feels so strongly about his decision to remove David Wright from last nights...
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METS SPLIT 2 WITH REDS
METS COME BACK FROM 4-0 AND POUND THE REDS 9 - 4 David Wright is on fire.David Wright once again is clutch and delivers the go ahead run in what became a late inning slug fest for New York.Many of us,...
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BELTRAN: IF I KNEW NIESE WAS GOING TO SUCK I NEVER WOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIM HIS...
Blue Jays 14 - Mets 5Jonathon Niese did not have it tonight. That was not the problem. It happens to all pitchers. The problem was that Niese did not compete. He allowed Blue Jays batters to dig in and...
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BLUE JAYS BLANK METS 2-0
Hi Kids! I'm METRO the Citi Field unicorn brought to you by SNY and the Acela Express!Great news kids, we only lost by 2 runs today instead of 9! 78 year old Miguel Batista left the game after pitching...
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JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!
The Blob had to share this because it's kind of crazy and it's all a Blobbers fault. Blobber, Alex Banyasz tweeted Tim Byrdak one of the Blob's bits about Kevin Burkhardt. Byrdak liked it and...
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METS BLOB SPEAKS!
Blobbers, this is Jimmy Olson reporting from the Blob Cave. These 2 videos are of a man claiming to be our missing hero METS BLOB! Please watch part 1 & 2 and judge for yourselves if this is the...
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MATT HARVEY IS A MAN
Dear Matt Harvey,The Blob Nation thanks you. We thank you for kicking ass, we thank you for 11 K’s, living up to the hype, stopping the bleeding, and above all we thank you for being a freaking man. We...
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ELTON & CHIPPER BOTH LIKE TO PLAY DRESS UP
As if there weren't enough reasons for Met fans to be sickened by the Braves and Chipper Jones, check out Elton John's farewell love letter to Chipper at the link below. Funny, Mets Blob missed his...
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BAYTOON
The Mets refuse to tie the toe tag on Jason Bay. After putting up yet another hitless night for the Mets vs the Braves, Jason has now entered full platoon mode primarily only facing lefties. Mets Blob...
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SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY
Ruben Tejada has done a great job as the starting SS for the Mets in 2012. Causing many fans to say "Jose who?" But what if the Mets had kept Jose? Aside from having a pretty great infield with Tejada...
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Vasgas to start in Left
The battle for baseball's basement begins tonight at Citi Field between the soon to be AL Houston Astros and the butt awful NY Mets. Even the draw of Sergio Vargas and the post game Merengue night...
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Collins threatened Mets with eating a live Dog!
Mets win at home! A Mets Blob insider claimed that after the 16-1 loss to Philly Thursday night-that Terry Collins went full tilt Cotton Hill and threatened to eat "Chico" the clubhouse Chihuahua if...
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Bye, Bye Bay
Only Super Storm Sandy could flush Bay out of Flushing Bay. Maybe the Wilpons found another Ponzi scheme to invest in since Jason Bay is now on the Bobby Bonilla payment life plan. The Blob is thrilled...
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Hurricane Sandy Victims Reach Out To Help Mets
Mets COO Jeff Wilpon gladly accepts a generous offering from Superstorm Sandy victim Lil' Timmy McGregor. The tot who has been cared for by a pack of wild dogs since his family was swept out to sea...
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